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‘Ya know yer a hill-billy when…’

So.  Son thinks his folks are hill-billies (which he equates with being cheap, I might add).  And he calls [one of us in particular, and it’s not me…] this over and over.  And as a dear friend said to me tonight, I guess we could be called worse names.  However, I guess the jokes on …

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Teachers are people too…and other misconceptions

Driving down a street in Summerside, P.E.I. today, I realized that the way you drive says a lot about who you are and what you do.  For instance, I was idling behind a vehicle driven by a woman who I could just tell was a teacher.  We were both lined up at a crosswalk, and …

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The joy of unexpected u-turns…

Another typical evening at the Gard household.  Everyone going off in different directions.  And so it was immediately upon finishing supper that we all left home together, half of us going in one direction and half in the other.  As my regular Thursday evening activity was cancelled, I was given the rare and exquisite privilege …

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Tired joy…

It’s been an interesting, eventful, exhausting day.  I woke this morning, and about an hour and a half into my day, I actually thought to myself, “This could make for one funny blog this evening.”   Stress on the could.  There are some days when it is even a stretch for me to find the funny …

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Halloween fun…

Halloween, come and gone.  And another fantastic Prince Edward Island Halloween for the record books.  Halloween is but a one day pass to the ultimate in children’s Mardi Gras-like carnivals.   During which, one is (of course) encouraged to eat as much sugar and grease as is possible for human consumption, forgoing anything of nutritional value.   …

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The joy of (brief) getaways…

I had a conversation the other day with a friend on the subject of, among other things, how absolutely fantastic and wonderful my children indeed are.  She said it first.  And yes, you read that right- I, the mother that tells it all, just like it is, agreed that my children were amazing little individuals.  …

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Ode to Joy…

Ode to Joy.  Or as it is written in my daughter’s MYC piano book, “Ode to Spider Fingers.”  Which has gotten me wishing for a pair of sticky fingers instead so I could steal away to a deserted island somewhere in the Pacific and empty my mind into a lagoon of salty sea water. If …

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Laughing my way into Monday…

While leaving from church and talking about Operation Christmas Child as we made tracks for home, my youngest and next in line are chatting about what they will put in this year’s boxes (because apparently, they are going to do a zillion of em’). Youngest says, “But we won’t put in any BOMBS or toothpaste.” …

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The joy of being the T.P. Queen…

I’m starting to think the new normal for me is crazy chaos. I woke up an hour past my alarm this morning.  I woke with a start, bolting out of bed like a crazed woman at a red-tag sale.  Catapulting myself pell-mell down the staircase and into the shower, where I had just enough time …

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The Joys of Hide and Go Seek (it’s all fun and games until someone gets discovered…)

We are T-minus zero to bedtime.  I am so ready for this. Then one of the rug-rats hollers from the T.V. room, “Daddy promised we could have a game of ‘Hide-and-Go-Seek.’   In the dark.  He promised!” He promised, did he?  Was his head connected to the rest of his body when these shady deals were …

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The joy of car dealerships…

Last November, we had a vehicle accident that left our van totalled.  Our four precious children were on board, along with my mother and father.  As a result of this unfortunate event, we were in the market for a new van to replace Ole’ Bessy who ended up in the junk yard.  Bless her soul.  …

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Epilogue: the raw, un-cut version…

As a secondary piece to that last post, I thought I would follow up with what happened next…after the E/N/T specialist appointment.  As I had been given the information that there was a problem, somewhere in THERE- just not necessarily with my voice box and vocal chords primarily, I left thinking that I might need …

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