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Let the Good Times Roll…

Thank Goodness, this week is coming to a close. What.a.time. Surviving the past seven days has put into perspective any and all consecutive bad days that I might have written about in the past weeks or months.  And I refer to any and all bad days leading up to, but not including, those which occurred …

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Why I HATE the Tooth Fairy…

Okay.   Whatever.  I am just going to throw in the towel and join the circus.   Add to the usual chaos that follows me from home to school to wherever I go, you can add to that list: Dream Crasher.  ‘Cause there is one lil’ gal in West Prince who no longer believes in the tooth …

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Five year old conversations…

Recess: Little Girl: “I lost my tooth, Mrs. Gard!!!” Me: “Well, let’s put it here in your coat pocket.” Lunch: Little Girl (sad face, on her hands and knees searching under the desk): “I lost my tooth, Mrs. Gard.” Me: “You lost your tooth, and now you’ve gone and lost your tooth? Afternoon: Little Girl …

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Ya’ll come back, now. Ya hear?

My baby turned six today. Happy birthday, M.A. You bundle of energy, you ball of fire. You, my own little spitfire. I love you to the moon and back. Who would’ve ever thought we would get this far, intact. Intact being the key word here, and don’t think I don’t mean it. Intact, with most …

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Why Stormy Weekends have Me Longing for Monday…

Whomever.  Mistakenly claimed that ‘storm days are fun.’   Did not have the exquisite pleasure of living with a bevy of kidlets as is my distinctive delight. Two storm days back-to-back, and I am more exhausted and wrung out now than I was Friday afternoon at 3:00 p.m.   I now know why some animals eat their …

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The Joy of Toilet Symphonies!

Made my evening trek into the school tonight.  9:00 p.m.  Kids are safely tucked into their beds, dark load of laundry is in process, house is tidy and relatively clean… therefore it is time to lesson plan!  I think my van could drive the well-worn path there and back on auto-pilot, if need be. When …

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Humble Pie…

Humble pie always is the hardest to swallow.  But before I get to that, let’s start with this. Wednesday’s incident.   I was still trying to get over that.   Wednesday.  Our busiest day of the week, hands down.  We have umpteen dozen things to do between dawn and dusk, and that’s just the day job.  Then …

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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever…

“Now, we all know what kind of person Mary was.  She was quiet and gentle and kind, and the little girl who plays Mary should try to be that kind of person.  I know that many of you would like to be Mary in our pageant, but of course we can only have one Mary.  …

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It might be a crazy life…but it’s my life.

I am driving our van toward my second Christmas concert of the day (third if you count this morning’s rehearsal), when I become aware that I don’t have Youngest Daughter on board.  At the moment of realization, I am at the rink picking up Second Oldest from ice-skating junior’s, as I have just left piano …

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Funny things my family says…

Home sick this afternoon…so I asked Littlest One if the kids missed me. Her reply. “Yes, they did for a while. Then they forgot about it.” Oh well… ********************* Most oft used expression/excuse by a certain someone in our house (to explain away a wide variety of problems and other such issues/concerns: “I’m hitting puberty …

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Tree decorating and Run-Away Cheer…

While driving in the van towards our weekend  ‘three-hour’s worth of figure skating club’, Littlest One says to one and all, “Let’s decorate the tree tonight and then hold hands and sing around the tree.”  Yes, let’s.  The image conjures up just about every stereotype I have regarding Christmas but which seems to ironically fail …

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The Absolute Bliss that is Christmas Shopping!

What happens when three children, one Grandmother and two Mamas/Aunties go shopping together in a crowded mini-van during a down-pour?  A whole lot of candy gets bought.  And very few Christmas gifts.  Santa should provide a few of his slacker elves for babysitting service and maybe a reindeer or two for entertainment.  Believe you me.  …

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