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‘Ya know yer a hill-billy when…’

So.  Son thinks his folks are hill-billies (which he equates with being cheap, I might add).  And he calls [one of us in particular, and it’s not me…] this over and over.  And as a dear friend said to me tonight, I guess we could be called worse names.  However, I guess the jokes on …

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Halloween fun…

Halloween, come and gone.  And another fantastic Prince Edward Island Halloween for the record books.  Halloween is but a one day pass to the ultimate in children’s Mardi Gras-like carnivals.   During which, one is (of course) encouraged to eat as much sugar and grease as is possible for human consumption, forgoing anything of nutritional value.   …

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Joyful, joyful….

What you are about to read is my tale about a series of today’s unfortunate events.  Hang on.  This just might make you dizzy. (Good luck) Last night, I asked Brian to pick up some meat at the Co-op for supper tonight.  Darling husband that he is, he came home with some pork-chops which were …

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Ode to Joy…

Ode to Joy.  Or as it is written in my daughter’s MYC piano book, “Ode to Spider Fingers.”  Which has gotten me wishing for a pair of sticky fingers instead so I could steal away to a deserted island somewhere in the Pacific and empty my mind into a lagoon of salty sea water. If …

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Laughing my way into Monday…

While leaving from church and talking about Operation Christmas Child as we made tracks for home, my youngest and next in line are chatting about what they will put in this year’s boxes (because apparently, they are going to do a zillion of em’). Youngest says, “But we won’t put in any BOMBS or toothpaste.” …

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The joy of being the T.P. Queen…

I’m starting to think the new normal for me is crazy chaos. I woke up an hour past my alarm this morning.  I woke with a start, bolting out of bed like a crazed woman at a red-tag sale.  Catapulting myself pell-mell down the staircase and into the shower, where I had just enough time …

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The joy of car dealerships…

Last November, we had a vehicle accident that left our van totalled.  Our four precious children were on board, along with my mother and father.  As a result of this unfortunate event, we were in the market for a new van to replace Ole’ Bessy who ended up in the junk yard.  Bless her soul.  …

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Epilogue: the raw, un-cut version…

As a secondary piece to that last post, I thought I would follow up with what happened next…after the E/N/T specialist appointment.  As I had been given the information that there was a problem, somewhere in THERE- just not necessarily with my voice box and vocal chords primarily, I left thinking that I might need …

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The Joy of E/N/T appointments…

What do you do when your livelihood- your means of employment- is wrecking your body? I am sitting in Dr. Camphos office waiting to see him for the first time ever.  He is an ENT- Ear/Nose/Throat specialist.  I look around the room, and see an ad stuck up on the wall behind me for Botox.  …

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Rainy Days…

I love a rainy day.  Those days spent inside four sturdy walls, cozily tucked away from the demands of the outside world- contentedly busy with life within.  And when life within is peaceful, there is no place I’d rather be.  Than here. Home. I have thought a lot lately about joy and purpose and living …

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Joy in being ‘smrt’…

I like to think I am intelligent, thoughtful, curious, bright.  But today, I realized that even those who think they are the smart ones have a little foolish going on.  For starters.  I have not yet been able to remember and sort out the right names for the seven students in my room.  That’s right- …

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A few of my favorite things…

We are in spiral down mode.  Life as it could be, as it should be, has disintegrated to become life as we now know it: disastrous.  Another typical supper hour at the Gard household.  One child has exercised her right to blow out her vocal chords at the ripe old age of five.  They should …

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