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Finding the joy in pet peeves…

There are moments upon moments when I feel pulled in ten different directions and the elastic band that holds my soul, snaps.  And when that happens, I just have to laugh at myself.  Soul exposed.  Transparency at its very best. Or worst. I am making beds.  At 9:15 p.m., to be precise.  What is the …

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Oh, the JOY… (or otherwise titled “The Joys of Labour Day Weekend…”)

What a Labour Day weekend I have had.  That is all I can truly say.  It was one for the record books. We decided to take our new-to-us camper and do one more, end-of-the-summer camping spree with the gang.  Worst.idea.ever.   And now that summer is over, I cannot even look forward to a vacation from …

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Joy in laughter…

Just now, I laughed.  Loud and hard, like a free-spirited little kid.  And it felt good to laugh!  I don’t know whether or not it was the first time today that I let out a bellow.  I honestly can’t remember.  I was too preoccupied all day long worrying about changes Autumn brings with it, along …

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Joy is awk-waaard…

Sitting on a rickety wooden rail beside a sea of balls, one gets to see life as it is really lived out.  It is a vantage point like no other, really.  One must sit as quiet as a bird on a limb so as not to miss a thing.  For conversations like these are quick …

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The joy of root canals….NOT.

I am up at 5:00 a.m.   Then 6:00 a.m.   And then 6:07 a.m.  And then I finally pull my lazy bones out of bed at 6:08 a.m.  I can hardly contain the excitement.  It is root canal day.   Yes, my sorry mouth is yet again on its way in to the dentist.  My van can …

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Joy in the river…

Why do Mom’s cookies, eaten straight up from the cookie jar, taste best when indulged as a bedtime snack?  Gingersnaps, rolled in sugar.  Pressed with the hand, perhaps and then baked to perfection.  These sitting on this mahogany table, tempting me until I cannot resist, have crackles like tiny rivers running randomly across their golden …

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The Joy of fun parks…

Happy Hour at the Gard residence is officially beginning.  It is that time of the night when mama bear can let her hair down, exhale a whole lot of hot air and cut loose on the computer while the little cubs hibernate in their little dens.  There are no thankfully no audible sounds coming from …

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The Joy of Summer Solstice…

It is about a million degrees in the house right now, this summer solstice evening.  I have just come downstairs for the umpteenth time, floating on heat waves as I ride the banister.  The last trip was to tuck my youngest daughter in bed with throw pillows and blankets all in place along with every …

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The joy of summer vacations….or better titled…

How Not to Have the Vacay of your Dreams… I have had this recurring dreaming for the past couple of weeks .  The dream goes mostly like this:  I am finished work and school is out for the summer.  In the shade a brightly colored beach umbrella, I am relaxing poolside with my favorite book …

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The Joy of camping…

Husband and I finally went on a date this evening, we even had our children’s blessings.  The tyrants, I mean children are not usually so generous.  I recall tears and sobbing the last time we tried to go out, and it was so frustrating we stayed in and I cleaned the bathroom instead.  Not.happening.tonight.   I …

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A poem…

Can’t think, brain’s numb: inspiration won’t come. Children cried; I’m fried.  Friday’s glow already died. Poop on boots; bike helmet like a noose Think I’ve got a few screws loose. Kids in bed, legs feel like lead. Can’t even read what I just said. Husband- T.V. That’s just groovy. Facebook- your just like a movie. …

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Bird poop, clumsiness, and other funny stuff: JOY!

I am.  An accident waiting for it to happen.  I also am a magnet for any kind of weird and crazy happenstance.  Take yesterday, for instance. We were driving to Husband’s parent’s house, and as it was a beautiful day, I had my arm out the window.  For about two seconds, mind you.  And all …

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